So to start off this school year with a bang (/s), ASMSU is bringing you the Fray for the highly inflated price of $35.50! WTF…I really would like to be apart of this group or something, because they bring a lot of garbage…Though they do bring a lot of awesome bands (KoL, Death Cab, Lil Wayne, OK Go, Wilco, and in years past: Muse, John Mayer and some others), they also bring a lot of shit…For those of you actually interested, go to this link and get all the info you need.
Archive for July, 2009
The Fray Coming To MSU…F^CK
Jul 31
Eminem vs. Mariah Carey
Jul 31
Eminem straight dominates Mariah Carey in his new diss track. Apparently Mariah is denying they ever dated or some shit and she dissed him in her video by dressing like him or something…
Here are the lyrics to Slims song:
Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, faggot
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)
I would post a link to the song, but I’m at work where it’s blocked. The music isn’t what’s important…It’s the lyrics that matter…It’s hilarious!
Let the Battle Begin!
P.S.
I hope she keeps talking shit because I wouldn’t mind Slim leaking the pictures he purportedly has…
My Lollapalooza News
Jul 30
This just in! I’m not going… And this isn’t some social protest about the lineup or how the festival has become commercially overrun with radio fans, its comes down to one very simple fact. I’m poor. Piss poor to be exact. I suddenly realizing what its like to be drowning in my own credit card debt due to purchases and concerts that were “must haves”. Meanwhile, I lack the complete ability to plan or conserve resources for when the true fun arises. To add onto this horrible, horrible realization, I’ve been discovering or coming upon bands that I like very much and would be interested to see in a live setting. So naturally, in this wonderful age of transparency and information, I travel through the interwebs to their respective MySpace pages to check for local touring dates…and to my surprise, Grant Park, Chicago August 7-9. It appears that nearly all of them will be attending and performing in the festival.
But enough with my crippling depression and horrible self-realizations, lets talk about you! If you’re going to Lolla, I would love to see the pictures, watch the videos, and hear the stories of the most raging weekend in Chicago since the Great Fire. Send me an email at mrferrel@gmail.com with the files attached and I’ll put them up on the blog to share with everyone. Hope you all have fun, I’ll be wallowing at a cottage on Walloon Lake (insert sarcasm).
This got me slightly depressed, though it really shouldn’t because bands say this all the time…
Just read the article…CLICK ME
Miike Snow Storm
Jul 28
So much Miike Snow that you may never want to leave your house.
Go to HypeM! Go anywhere! I can’t stop listening.
So The Dead Weather are probably the coolest band I’ve ever known. OH MY GAWD! WHAT A WICKED ACCUSATION FROM THE MUSIC WHORE HIMSELF! Basically…but this time I think someone by the name of Matt Ferrel will agree.
So as you may have read on the blog last week, I won early entry to this show via The Vault (All Things Jack White Fan Club thing). I was pretty excited to say the least. Matt was pretty pumped as well, perhaps even more than me seeing as he was already crushing hardcore on Alison Mosshart (Little did I know, I soon would be as well.) Matt and I headed downtown and arrived sometime around 6. We headed to The Hockey Town Cafe where Matt had a couple of Magic Hat #9′s. At about 6:35 we headed over to the venue where we met some cool people who also won early entry. We were then escorted into the Venue at about 7pm. I took a quick look at the merch table to see if they had anyone of the super rare vinyls that sell for $250+ on ebay, but alas, no tri color vinyl. When I headed to the stage, Matt had already secured a front row center spot up against the railing. The railing was touching the stage…I shit my pants at how close we were.
I could easily touch the stage. Matt gave up his spot to go grab some beer. He then proceeded to share stories that shouldn’t be told to strangers with Drew Sullivan and some random kids. The Screaming Females came on at about 7:40. They were awesome! The lead singer is a chick that looks 15 and wore a grandma’s dress, but man can she shred.
The good stuff. The Dead Weather were amazing! The backdrop was a Rob Jones designed piece that is also the artwork on the Vinyl version of Horehound. It then had a blue light flashed upon it which made Jack White stand out even more.
They also used some sweet strobe lights which made it even more awesome. I was asked beforehand how much I was gonna eyefuck Jack White…I answered 1/2 the time which is super gay to the max, but hey, it’s a man crush. Fortunately, I developed a crush on the lead signer Alison Mosshart…God Damn! Matt summed it up best by asking one of our girl friends if she could be “the hardcore bitch that he needs in his life” in order to fill the void left in his heart after leaving the concert.
She can just flat out rock and she does it in such a seductive manner it’s sick. I totally got spit on by her and it was hot…and then I touched her like a total creep, but I hear it’s all the rage!
My boy Jackie White was only seen at the front of the stage twice all night. Once during a cover of “You Just Can’t Win” and he strapped the guitar on for the slow blues jam “Will There Be Enough Water?”. The latter being my favorite moment of the night…It made me miss the Stripes, until I got to see Alison again…then I was all set on the Stripes.
They didn’t put on the best concert I have ever seen (That still goes to the White Stripes), but it was BY FAR the coolest concert experience I have ever had!
Other random photos:
Rating: 8.5/10
P.S.
(Let’s just forget I gave Green Day a 9.2…Deal? Damn…)
Chris Brown ApoLOLogizes
Jul 27
This camera is crazy awesome. 15.1 MP, 20fps 1080p video, 30 fps 720p…$850!!!
Juan, who was originally trained as a painter, oil-based and watercolors, has decided to venture into a different artistic medium. He has taken up photograph reproduction, but using only ball-point pens. It really is an amazing thing to see, so please come and take a look.
